Baseball

Transcript

[Sounds of a door slamming and someone walking, offstage]

Stage Manager:

Hey Billy Bob, you’re on!

Billy Bob:

I’m on?

Stage Manager:

Yeah.

[The sounds of footsteps get louder as Billy Bob rushes to the stage, cutain opens]

Billy Bob:

Here’s a song for all my teachers!

Billy Bob: (Singing)

I like to play baseball

I like to go swimming

We like to go to movies

Looney Bird: (Singing)

With pretty women!

Billy Bob: (Singing)

We like to eat pizza

Billy Bob & Looney Bird: (Singing)

Play Pac-Man too!

But we don’t like to

Paint the house

Scrub the floor

Do you?

We like to have lots of fun

and sing these songs for you

Billy Bob: (Singing)

We like to play records

Looney Bird: (Singing)

And ride in a limo

Billy Bob: (Singing)

We like to go bowling

Looney Bird: (Singing)

With fine young women!

Billy Bob: (Singing)

We love Paul McCartney

Billy Bob & Looney Bird: (Singing)

And Disney too!

But we don’t like to

Mow the lawn

Rake the leaves

Do you?

We like to have lots of fun

and sing these songs for you

We like to turn on

Billy Bob: (Singing)

With love for this world

Billy Bob & Looney Bird: (Singing)

We like short dresses

Billy Bob: (Singing)

When they’re on girls, hehe!

Billy Bob & Looney Bird: (Singing)

We like to vote yes

To solar power!

But we don’t like to study much

Arithmatic makes us sick

We like to have lots of fun

And sing these songs for you!