British Invasion
Transcript
Jasper T. Jowls:
Chuck E! The British are coming!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Who’s this, uh who, what in the name of rock and roll are you talking about?
Jasper T. Jowls:
It’s the British Invasion Big C!
Chuck E. Cheese:
That was a long time ago , and besides we’re all friends again.
Jasper T. Jowls:
I know that! I was referring to the rock invasion. This is a rock music show y’know, did you forget about the British?
Chuck E. Cheese:
No I didn’t forget haha!
[Song: I’m Henry the VIII, I Am]
Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)
I’m Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
she’s been married 7 times before and everyone was a Henry, she wouldn’t like a Willy or a Sam.
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry, Henry the eighth I am.
I’m Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
she’s been married 7 times before and everyone was a Henry, she wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam.
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry, Henry the eighth I am.
Pasqually:
I was gonna be a rock singer!
Chuck E. Cheese:
I think you better stick to making pizzas.
[Song: I Can’t Get No Satisfaction]
Pasqually: (Singing)
I can’t get no, satisfaction
Jasper T. Jowls:
Hey Big C, I heard the weather in Britain is reeeeeal different. Now why do you suppose it rains so much over there?
Chuck E. Cheese:
Probably cause they need some reason to carry all those umbrellas around.
Jasper T. Jowls:
haha! You think that’s it?
[Song: Bus Stop]
Helen Henny: (Singing)
Bus stop
Wet day
He’s there
I say
“Please share my umbrella”
Bus comes
Bus goes
He stays
Love grows
Under my umbrella
Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella, we implored it
By August she was mine
Helen Henny: (Singing)
Every morning I would see him waiting at the stop
Sometimes he’d shop, and he would show me what he’d bought
Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)
Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
Helen Henny: (Singing)
Someday my name and his, are going to be the same
That’s the way whole thing started, silly but it’s true
Thinking of our sweet romance, beginning in that cue
Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)
Came the sun the ice was melting, no more sheltering now
Helen Henny: (Singing)
Nice to think that that umbrella
Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)
Led me to her vow
Chuck E. Cheese:
Folks, here’s the sound of some real British rock and roll royalty, the Rolling Stones!!
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
All: (Singing)
But it’s all right now
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
In fact it’s a gas!
All: (Singing)
But it’s all right
Jumpin Jack flash it’s a gas gas gas
Jumpin Jack flash it’s a
Gas
Gas
Gas
Chuck E. Cheese:
Whoa I gotta catch my breath! And we’re gonna catch you in a little bit, and this time we’ll do some good ol’ yankee rock and roll!
The Warblettes: (Singing)
Yankee Doodle came to town to rock and roll all night!