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Transcript

Narrator:

Spanning the globe

Chuck E. Cheese:

Funny, that doesn’t look like a globe.

Narrator:

It’s time for the Chuck E. Cheese News! 

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hello everybody! I’m Chuck E. Cheese and here’s today’s hard hitting news

[Munch hits Chuck with a news paper]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oo, ow ow! Hey! Man, I hate that part of the show. Now where was I?

Pasqually: (Off-screen)

You were about to introduce the commentator! 

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh yeah! In order to present as many view points as possible, we sometimes invite speakers, especially with importance to our program, to share their opinions! So, with no further ado, here is today’s commentator! 

[Scene changes to a potato behind a mic.]

[Pasqually laughs]

Chuck E. Cheese: 

Ok, what was that supposed to be?

[Scene shifts to Pasqually behind the camera]

Pasqually:

That was just a commontater get it? Commontater. Hahaha.

[Scene shifts back to Chuck as the camera shakes due to Pasqually laughing]

Chuck E. Cheese:

A commontater? Eh, haha. Look, Pasqually if you’re gonna laugh at least try not to shake the camera ok?

Pasqually:

Hohoho! I’m sorry Chuck E! Hohoho, phew. 

Chuck E. Cheese:

But now, let’s move on to the world of sports and our rover reporter, Mr. Jasper T. Jowls! Take it away Jasper. 

[Scene shifts to Jasper at a baseball game]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you Chuck E! I’m here at double gun field where I’ve just seen the greatest baseball game of my entire life! 

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s terrific! Do you have an interview for us? 

Jasper T. Jowls:

I sure do! Now I wasn’t able to get an interview with the winning coach, or with any of the players, but here’s what I got from a spectator! 

[Scene shows Jasper move the mic to a potato with glasses in the stands]

Jasper T. Jowls:

A spectater get it? A specstater? Haha, oh my! Hahaha

Pasqually:

Spectater?

[Both Jasper and Pasqually laugh]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh I crack myself up sometimes! Let me tell ya! Chuck E-

Pasqually:

Jasper you are one funny hound, haha!

[Jasper and Pasqually continue to laugh]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Spec-tater? Uh, heheheh, yeah, yeah very funny. Ok, let’s try our entertainment report from Helen Henny!

[Scene shifts to Helen in a dance club]

Helen Henny:

Thanks Chuck E! On the local dance scene what’s old is new again, cause kids are dancing the Mashed Potato!

[Helen, Jasper, and Pasqually all start laughing]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oooook, we’ve all had our little joke now can we just drop all the potato’s please?

Pasqually:

We sure can!

[Potatoes start to fall on Chuck]

[Jasper and Pasqually start laughing again]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh look at the potatoes!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Next time I’ll ask em to hold the starch.

Pasqually:

Chuck E you’ve never looked better haha!

Chuck E. Cheese:

So, until our next report, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying: if something important is happening somewhere, it’s news to me!

[Chuck throws a potato at Pasqually]

Pasqually:

Oh!