Cocktails for Two (Demo)

Transcript

[Song: Assorted Animal Acts (Circus Spectacular)]

Chuck E. Cheese:
Step right up, step right up, doctor Chuck E. Cheese here. Tonight I got a real special for ya. Its our organic pizza, filled with vitamins L, O, V, and E. Fellas, its garunteed to get ya up, and keep ya up.

Pasqually:
Ey boss! I know a girl who didn't-a have-a my organic pizza, she fell apart at the seams!

[Chuck Laughs]

Chuck E. Cheese:
Was she a loose woman?

[Chuck & Pasqually Laugh]

Pasqually:
Ey everybody! Step up to the bar, and have a drink, or two, or three! And you can get as high as we are- up on our wall!

Chuck E. Cheese:
Then sit back and relax in this secluded rendezvous

[Song: Cocktails for Two]

Crusty: (singing)
In some secluded rendezvous

[Someone Shouts Whoopee]

[Whistle Blown]

[Gunshot]

That overlooks the avenue

[Horns Blow]

With someone sharing a delightful character

[Someone Shouts 'Yickety Yickety']

Of this and that with cocktails for two

[Glasses Clink Twice]

As we enjoy a cigarette

[Wheeze, Cough]

To some exquisite chansonette

[Brief Fiddle Plays]

Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath
The serviette with cocktails for two

[Glasses Clink Twice]

My head may go reeling

[Slide Whistle]

But my heart will be obedient

[Heartbeat Twice]

With intoxicating kisses for
The principal ingredient

[Pop, Carbonated Fizz, Laughter]

Most any afternoon at five

[Four Tings]

We'll be so glad we're both alive

[Breath, Sigh]

Then maybe fortune will complete the plan
That all began with cocktails for two

[Glasses Clink, Glasses Break]

[Extended Gulping, Spits, and Hiccups]

[Musical Outro]

[Audience Applause]