How Much Is That Doggy in the Window (Demo)

Transcript

[Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

Chuck E. Cheese:
Hi everybody! Chuck E. Cheese your number one groovy wowy cool country M.C. back with you on station K.P.I.Z.Z.A, K-Pizza baby! And now your favorite cool country canine singing his number one song, on the number one chart, in the number one nation, here he is- garbage record recording star: Jasper T. Jowls!

[Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

Jasper T. Jowls:
Thank y'all thank y'all, now let me see if I'm in voice.

[Jasper Attempts 'Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do' As 'Oh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh' In A Shrill Tone]

[Warblettes Scream In Horror]

Thank y'all thank y'all, now this is one of my first big hits!

[Song: Unidentified]

[Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

Chuck E. Cheese:
How 'bout that twang kids?

[Banjo String Pluck]

Sing us another one will 'ya Jasper?

Jasper T. Jowls:
Uhhh-huh! Sure Chuck E.! This is my latest song, and Chuck is gonna sing it with me.

[Song: (How Much Is) That Hound Dog In The Window?]

[Pig Squeals]

[Dog Howls]

Jasper T. Jowls & Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder
With the basketball nose on his face
You know what a basketball nose is
It dribbles all over the place

[Pig Squeals & Dog Howls]

[Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

[Warblettes Cheering & Screaming]

[Chuck E. Laughs]

Chuck E. Cheese:
Keep a smile on that dial and we'll see 'ya in a while.

[Warblettes Swooning]

Warblettes:
Jasper!