Pasqually Show (Demo)

Transcript

[Song: Liszt - Rhapsody From Hunger(y)]

[Gunshots & Car Horns]

Chuck E. Cheese:
Okay everybody, I-I think I see Pasqually coming now! Yeah there he is, he's coming around the corner- now he's passing a truck on the left. Now he's passing a red light! Now- he's pulling into the parking lot. He's getting out of the car. I can see he's racing in the back door-

[Gigantic Crash With Pots & Pans]

There he is now.

Pasqually:
Mama mia.

[Musical Sting]

Che cosa fai? Questa mattina non va bene! (What are you doing? This morning is not good!)

Chuck E. Cheese:
Hey what's the matter Pasqually? Did you get your spaghetti in a twist?

[Chuck Laughs]

Pasqually:
Santa Lucia! (Saint Lucia!)
I'ma goin'a crazy! I quit! I go back to Italia!

Chuck E. Cheese:
Hey Pasqually you can't go! We need ya here!

Pasqually:
Too bad!

Chuck E. Cheese:
Aww c'mon! We all love ya! Don't we everybody?

[Excitement And Rallying]

Pasqually:
Okay 'den. I stay.

[Hoorays]

But let me explain. I need'a more help with'a mixing the ingredients!

[Song: Funiculi, Funicula (Italia Mia - Mantovani)]

Pasqually: (singing)
Halaaah
You know I'm here to make-a-da pizza
'Cause-a that's my line

Warblettes: (singing)
He does it fine

Pasqually: (singing)
But aaall the things I need to make-a-da mixture
Are harder to find

Warblettes: (singing)
Cause he's inclined

Pasqually: (singing)
Mozzarella, macaroni, mush-a-room, and parmesean

Warblettes: (singing)
Toss in the pan

Pasqually: (singing)
Milanesa, mortadella, onions, and parmesean

Warblettes: (singing)
Oh that's a lot

Pasqually: (singing)
Pizza, pizza, pizza in the air
Pizza, pizza, pizza everywhere
You take the pepperoni
Minestrone
Cannelloni
Dough
Then you add the garlic
'Cause'a that's'a good for you

Pasqually & Warblettes: (singing)
Pizza, pizza, pizza everywhere
Pizza, pizza, pizza in the air
You take the mostaccioli
Bagattelli
Vermicelli
Dooouuugh
Cook them in the oven
Then I'll serve it up
And dish it up
And cook it up
And eat it up
For yooouuu!

[Audience Applause]