Roots in the Country

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright listen up! Pizza Time Theatre presents a little country picket.

Pasqually:

We gonna bring out that a- cotton picking canine.

Chuck E. Cheese:

The country singingest dog that ever stepped up to a microphone, or a fire hydrant.

Pasqually:

Your favorite doggy and mine, Jasper T. Jowls!

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Now folks call me lazy without any fail

Cuz I’m slow as molasses and quick as a snail

They think cause I’m slowed down the future ain’t mine

But let me tell you that suits me just fine

Jasper T. Jowls & The Warblettes: (Singing)

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Got an edge on tomorrow cuz I’m happy today

Don’t expect nothing extra, I live longer that way

I ain’t in no hurry to race up to the top

Cuz once you get up there it’s one very far drop

All: (Singing)

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeeeeeha ha ha ha ha! Woo!

Chuck E. Cheese:

All right pick that thing, pick it!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yahoo!

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s the way to do it! That’s right there!

Pasqually:

All right, all right, that’s a- nice! That’s a- nice!

Mr. Munch:

He should keep playing!

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

I went to the city and I saw people pushing fast

They got to keep running to stay ahead of the past

Rushing past boundaries that lead em to nowhere

They ain’t nothing doing and never get there

All: (Singing)

Got my roots in the country

My feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Yeah!

All: (Singing)

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

[Jasper howls]

All: (Singing)

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

Got my roots in the country

And my feet on the ground

Not worrying about tomorrow

Makes me one smart hound

[Everyone cheers]