Bandstand I

[Bandstand Jingle]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok all you rockers, Chuck E’s bandstand is back with some of your favorite video hits.

[Helen squawks]

Helen Henny:

Oh goody, I love “General Hospital”.

Jasper T. Jowls:

And “As the World Turns”!

Pasqually:

What a pair of squares! He means rock and roll, like on tv man.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Don’t mind them folks, they’re just not with it

[Song: Be Good Chuck E.]

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually: (singing)

Skip de Skip, up the road Off to school we go

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Now don’t you be a bad boy Chuck E.

Pasqually: (Singing)

Don’t you slip up, or play the fool

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Oh no Ma, oh no Da, I’ll be your golden boy

Helen Henny & The Warblettes: (singing)

Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

I will obey, Every golden rule

Helen Henny & The Warblettes: (Singing)

Chuck E. Chuck E.

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually: (Singing)

Be good, be good, be good Be good, be good, be good Be good, be good, be good Be good

Chuck E. Cheese:

I am good, what do you mean be good? C’mon guys.

Helen Henny & The Warblettes: (singing)

Chuck E.

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually: (Singing)

Be good, be good, be good Be good, be good, be good Be good, be good, be good Be good

Chuck E. Cheese:

What? Wha- I’m good, I’m good, look at my fingernails, clean right? Clean

Helen Henny & The Warblettes: (singing)

Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:

You guys see my last math test? I’m good, I am good.

Helen Henny:

Oh Chuck E, Guess what?

Chuck E. Cheese:

No telling

Helen Henny:

I’m gonna make a video, haha bawk.

Chuck E. Cheese:

I knew i was gonna be able to guess it.

[Song: Theme to Fame]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Baby, look at me And tell me what you see I can catch the moon in my hands Don’t you know who i am Remember my name

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Name

Helen Henny: (Singing)

I’m gonna live forever I’m gonna learn how to fly I feel it coming together People will see me and cry

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now this is a tune just made for a group like this bunch, I mean we’re talking real robots

[Song: Whip It]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Rock that whip Now when a problem comes along

All: (Singing)

You must whip it

Pasqually: (Singing)

Before the cream sits out too long

All: (Singing)

You must whip it

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

When somethings going wrong

All: (Singing)

You must whip it Now whip it

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Get in Shape

All: (Singing)

Shape it up Get Straight

[Music stops and band “Breaks down”]

Chuck E. Cheese:

C’mon you guys, don’t break down now. We gotta do the big finale, I mean we’re gonna rock this stage.

[Song: Rock this Town]

Jasper T. Jowls:

And this room!

Helen Henny:

Maybe even the next room.

Mr. Munch:

Man we’re gonna rock this town!

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Well, my baby and me went out late Saturday night I had my hair piled high and my baby just looked so right Well, pick you up at ten, gotta have you home at two Mama don’t know what I catched off of you But that’s all right ‘cause we’re looking as cool as can be

All: (Singing)

We’re gonna rock this town Rock it inside out We’re gonna rock this town Make’em scream and shout Let’s rock, rock, rock, man, rock We’re gonna rock till we pop We’re gonna rock till we drop We’re gonna rock this town Rock it inside out

Mr. Munch:

Hehe, Let’s rock and roll baby, hehe

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey folks, hang on to your pizza. Me and the gang are gonna be right back in a flash and we’ll rock this old town some more.

All: (Singing)

Rockin and a- rolling and a- swinging all around in this town

The Warblettes: (Singing)

KCEC

[Clapping as music fades]

[Bandstand Jingle]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Chuck E’s bandstand

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hiya folks, this is your old pal Chuck E. Cheese and I’m bringing you your old favorites right here on good old KCEC. The spot on the dial where you can pick up sounds from the past.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Alright! I always wanted to hear about your past Big C.

[Song: Those Oldies but Goodies]

Pasqually: (Singing)

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of you
The songs of the past bring back memories of you
Forever they will haunt me but what can I do?
Those oldies but goodies reminds me of you

Pasqually:

Ah, those 50’s were like really cool.

Mr. Munch:

Yeah real mellow!

Helen Henny:

ba-kawk! Mellow? I haven’t heard that word in ages Munch.

Mr. Munch:

How bout some more oldies but goodies Chuck E.?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Coming up right here on Chuck E’s bandstand, sorry munch we’ll do mellow a little later.

[Song: At the Hop]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

At the hop

All: (singing)

Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop

Helen Henny: (Singing)

bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk
bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk,bawk

All: (Singing)

Let’s go to the hop

[Song: I’m Walkin’]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I’m walkin’, yes, indeed

Jasper T. Jowls:

That hippie friend of yours thinks he’s Fats Domino

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

And I’m talkin’ ‘bout you and me

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah but he’s only got the fat part right.

[Jasper cackles]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I’m hopin’ that you’ll come back to me

[Song: Get a Job]

All: (Singing)

yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip
Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Get a job

All: (Singing)

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na

Chuck E. Cheese:

Don’t Sha-na-na-na, ???

All: (Singing)

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Get a job

Chuck E. Cheese:

Sha la la ,that- there was a movie sha na na na right? It had that guy with a mustache.

All: (Singing)

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Get a job

All: (Singing)

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na

All: (Singing)

yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-yip Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yip yip yip, I understand now, it’s very clear to me. I know it’s a yip yip yip yip.

All: (Singing)

Sha-na-na-na, sha-na-na-na-na

[Song: Sh-boom]

Helen Henny & The Warblettes: (Singing)

Day dong da ding-dong Sha-lang-da-lang-da-lang

Chuck E. Cheese:

What is this? Hold on you’re talking weird, am i supposed to know what a la nani nani is?

Mr. Munch:

It’s a laid back individual

Chuck E. Cheese:

I beg your pardon?

Pasqually:

Just get mellow Chuck E.

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Life could be a dream

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Sh-boom

Helen Henny: (Singing)

If i could take up up to paradise up above, ba-kawk

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Sh-boom

Helen Henny: (Singing)

If you would tell me, I’m the only one that you love Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin’ we’ll meet again

All: (Singing)

Sh-boom sh-boom la di da da da da da da da Sh-boom sh-boom la di da da da da da da da Sh-boom sh-boom la di da da da da da da da Sh-boom sh-boom hello again, here’s hopin’ we’ll meet again sh-boom

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Get a job

Chuck E. Cheese:

ok folks now that we’ve got the beat, you’s mellow out and stick around, there’s a lot more to come on Chuck E’s Bandstand

All: (Singing)

Sh-boom

[Clapping as music fades]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Chuck E! The British are coming!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Who’s this, uh who, what in the name of rock and roll are you talking about?

Jasper T. Jowls:

It’s the British Invasion Big C!

Chuck E. Cheese:

That was a long time ago , and besides we’re all friends again.

Jasper T. Jowls:

I know that! I was referring to the rock invasion. This is a rock music show y’know, did you forget about the British?

Chuck E. Cheese:

No I didn’t forget haha!

[Song: I’m Henry the VIII, I Am]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

I’m Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. she’s been married 7 times before and everyone was a Henry, she wouldn’t like a Willy or a Sam. I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry, Henry the eighth I am. I’m Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. she’s been married 7 times before and everyone was a Henry, she wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam. I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry, Henry the eighth I am.

Pasqually:

I was gonna be a rock singer!

Chuck E. Cheese:

I think you better stick to making pizzas.

[Song: I Can’t Get No Satisfaction]

Pasqually: (Singing)

I can’t get no, satisfaction

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hey Big C, I heard the weather in Britain is reeeeeal different. Now why do you suppose it rains so much over there?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Probably cause they need some reason to carry all those umbrellas around.

Jasper T. Jowls:

haha! You think that’s it?

[Song: Bus Stop]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Bus stop Wet day He’s there I say “Please share my umbrella” Bus comes Bus goes He stays Love grows Under my umbrella

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

All that summer we enjoyed it Wind and rain and shine That umbrella, we implored it By August she was mine

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Every morning I would see him waiting at the stop Sometimes he’d shop, and he would show me what he’d bought

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Other people stared as if we were both quite insane

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Someday my name and his, are going to be the same That’s the way whole thing started, silly but it’s true Thinking of our sweet romance, beginning in that cue

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Came the sun the ice was melting, no more sheltering now

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Nice to think that that umbrella

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Led me to her vow

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, here’s the sound of some real British rock and roll royalty, the Rolling Stones!!

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I was born in a crossfire hurricane And I howled at my ma in the driving rain

All: (Singing)

But it’s all right now

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

In fact it’s a gas!

All: (Singing)

But it’s all right Jumpin Jack flash it’s a gas gas gas Jumpin Jack flash it’s a Gas Gas Gas

Chuck E. Cheese:

Whoa I gotta catch my breath! And we’re gonna catch you in a little bit, and this time we’ll do some good ol’ yankee rock and roll!

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Yankee Doodle came to town to rock and roll all night!

Mr. Munch:

Ok Folks, we’re gonna get down, get funky, get some soul!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now wait a minute, eh- no hey cool it man I- I- cant-

Pasqually:

Yeah cool is where it’s at!

Chuck E. Cheese:

No, would you lay off the hippity dippity weird stuff? This is my show y’know, Chuck E’s Bandstand and I’ve got soul already-

Mr. Munch:

Back off big boy, I was talking to the chick

[Helen Squawks]

Chuck E. Cheese:

The what?

Helen Henny:

Does that mean me?

Mr. Munch:

Heh heh heh!

Chuck E. Cheese:

What? How- how did i lose control of the show? what happened?

[Song: I Gotcha]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Uhuhuh, you thought you got by me now did ya?

Helen Henny:

Well I wasn’t sure uh-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Didn’t see me standing there did ya?

Helen Henny:

Hehe, no I didn’t but I was wondering-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Don’t be a chicken now, give it here, give it here

Helen Henny:

Well, am a Chicken and uh-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I told you the day you lost your boyfriend

Helen Henny:

Yes I wish you’d stop bringing that up

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

That I’d be the next one moving on in

Helen Henny:

Oh you flatter yourself

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha, I gotcha!

Helen Henny:

Now hold on there shaggy, this chick insists on a little respect

[Song: Respect]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

What you want Baby, I got it

Mr. Munch:

Now wait a minute Helen

Helen Henny: (Singing)

What you need You know I got it

Mr. Munch:

Well Helen slow down here, heh heh

Helen Henny: (Singing)

All I’m asking for is a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t Find out what it means to me r-e-s-p-e-c-t

Mr. Munch:

Aw come on, That’s all I give you Helen

Helen Henny: (Singing)

R-e-s-p-e-c-t Take care, t-c-p

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well folks since these guys got started on the soul music, I might as well bring on the best. I’m old town sound and i got the best to sing it to you too, our own Warblettes

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh boy, they’re just a dream

[Song: Stop! In the name of love]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Stop! in the name of love Before you break my heart Think it over

Chuck E. Cheese:

And now here’s our own, Jasper! That hot dog, that soul dog, that Soul Man.

[Song: Soul Man]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Comin’ to ya on a dusty road Good lovin’ I got a truckload When you get it, you gonna get somethin' So don’t worry ‘cause I’m comin’ I’m a soul man I’m a soul man I’m a soul man Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Soul man Eeeeeyahoo!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Now hold on folks, the power bird with the golden lungs is revving up again!

[Song: Proud Mary]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Left a good job in the city Working for the man every night and day But i never lost one minute of sleeping, worrying about the way things might have been Big wheel keep on turning And the proud Mary keep on burnin'

All: (Singing)

And we’re rolling, rolling, rolling on the river rolling, rolling, rolling on the river

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright you guys stick around for more rock and roll on Chuck E’s bandstand, we’re proud to have you here

[Bandstand Jingle]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Chuck E’s Bandstand!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey folks, this is Chuck E. Back with more rocking and rolling hits for ya on Chuck E’s bandstand. And before I start I gotta question for the gang here, ok whiz kids, what do rock and rollers like as well as rockin and rollin?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oo! Oo! I know!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Rockin and rollin in their hot rods, right Jasper?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Sure nuff, Big C!

Chuck E Cheese:

Go for it boy.

Jasper T. Jowls:

We folks from the south know all about fast cars!

[Song: G.T.O]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Little GTO, you’re really lookin’ fine

Three deuces and a four-speed and a 389

Listen to her tachin’ up now, listen to her why-ee-eye-ine

I’m the coolest thing around, little buddy gonna shut you down

When I turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO

Wow!

Pasqually:

Y’know, I had a really hot car one time Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah well I hope you gave it back before they caught ya.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Haha! Not that kinda hot! Haha!

[Song: Custom Machine]

Pasqually: (Singing)

Well she’s metal flake blue with a corvette mill

Pasqually & The Warblettes: (Singing)

Check my custom machine

Pasqually: (Singing)

And they say it looks better when she’s standin’ still

Pasqually & The Warblettes: (Singing)

Check my custom machine

Pasqually: (Singing)

Oh well when you hear her go chugga chugga down the street

I’ll let you look but don’t touch my custom machine

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok boys lets rev em’ up!

[Car revving]

Chuck E. Cheese:

You boys move on out, follow the Big C if you can

[Song: Born to be Wild]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Get your motor runnin'

Head out on the highway

Lookin’ for adventure

And whatever comes our way

All: (Singing)

You’re gonna go make it happen

Check it out, it’s a driving race

Fire up on the bikes, lets move on

Explode into space

Born to be wild!

Helen Henny: (Singing)

bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk

All: (Singing)

Born to be wild!

Helen Henny: (Singing)

bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk

All: (Singing)

Born to be wild!

Helen Henny:

Baaawk

Jasper T. Jowls:

Ride em cowboy!

Mr. Munch:

Move it out baby!

Pasqually:

Hey Munch, watch the stick shift eh?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Bet that ride took your breath away folks, why don’t you take a minute to catch it and we’ll be back with some more of your old favorites right here on-

[Bandstand Jingle]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Chuck E’s bandstand!

Pasqually:

Hey man, hear that beat?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Couldn’t help it if I wanted to, what’s happening?

Pasqually: It’s the birthday beat for a real special rocker out there

Pasqually: (Singing)

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

Pasqually:

Having a Birthday Party!

Warblettes: (Singing)

Birthday, we’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

Pasqually:

Inviting all of my friends hehe

Warblettes: (Singing)

We’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

Pasqually:

Steam hands, punk heads, and the ??? are hitting the latest trends haha

Warblettes: (Singing)

We’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a Birthday

Pasqually: (Singing)

We’re gonna celebrate,

we’re gonna cut the cake

Happy Birthday ball

**Pasqually & Warblettes: (Singing)

One and all!

Pasqually: (Singing)

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

Warblettes: (Singing)

Birthday, we’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

We’ve got a birthday

Pasqually:

I mean it man, like we wish you the most out of sight birthday that can possibly be conflicted upon a member of the human race.

Chuck E. Cheese:

I think he means, Happy Birthday.

Warblettes: (Singing)

Happy Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey folks, we need you to help us celebrate a birthday for somebody special

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Maybe so, but I was referring to one of my friends out there

All: (Singing)

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Time to call my baby, call her on the telephone

Yeah, time to call my baby, call her on the telephone

Lately when I call her, she never seems to be at home

Well today’s her birthday and I know she’s out celebrating

Yes, today’s her birthday and I know she’s out celebrating

And here I’m sitting all alone and I’m getting real tired of waiting

All: (Singing)

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you

Mr. Munch:

Happy Birthday Honey, hehe

Jasper T. Jowls:

Happy Birthday!

Chuck E. Cheese:

And a special Happy Birthday to you out there.

Mr. Munch: And I really mean it.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hey Bic C, I heard we were gonna celebrate somebody’s birthday.

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right Jasper, they’re right out there.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Well I think I’ll sing them a birthday song!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Go for it Jasper.

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Happy, happy birthday baby

Although you’re with somebody new

Thought I’d drop a line to say, that I wish this happy day

Would find me beside you

Happy, happy birthday baby

No I can’t call you my baby

Seems like years ago we met, on a day I can’t forget

Cuz that’s when we fell in love

Warblettes: (Singing)

Do you remember?

Jasper T. Jowls:

How could I ever forget?

Warblettes: (Singing)

The names we had for each other.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Darlin, I- I called you teddy bear I’m sure I did.

Warblettes: (Singing)

I was your pretty

Jasper T. Jowls:

Pretty? Honey, you’re beautiful.

Warblettes: (Singing)

I was your baby

Jasper T. Jowls:

I love you.

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

How could we say goodbye?

Hope I didn’t spoil your birthday

Though I’m acting like a baby

So I’ll close this note to you, with good luck and wishes too

Happy, happy birthday baby

Chuck E. Cheese:

Happy birthday friend.

Jasper T. Jowls:

And come back on your next birthday so I can sing again!

Warblettes: (Singing)

Kcec

Happy birthday

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, it’s birthday time right here on good ol KCEC and we hope you’ll jump right in there with us and wish our friend out there a happy day. You guys ready?

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Warblettes: (Singing)

We’ve got the right time

And singing in line

So all set your watches

To happy birthday time

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thanks for taking the time to come down to Chuck E’s Bandstand on your birthday. Come back again real soon.

Pasqually:

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a surprise for you. Keep your eyes on the door because the main man is about to come a rocking through it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the one and only Chuck E. Cheese!

All: (Singing)

Here comes the guy

A special guy

The kind of guy that makes you feel alright

Oh yeah yeah yeah

He’s gonna shake and rattle and rock and roll at the bandstand

It’s Chuck E’s Bandstand!

It’s Chuck E’s Bandstand!

It’s Chuck E’s Bandstand!

It’s Chuck E’s Bandstand!

Cause rock and roll is here to stay

Chuck E. Cheese is gonna keep it that way

Rock and roll will never die

And we love Chuck E. Cheese

You’re at the bandstand

We’re gonna rock and roll

Helen Henny:

Bawk, bawk! Alright everybody, let’s boogie!

Chuck E. Cheese:

What’s the occasion?

Helen Henny:

Well it’s a birthday and I’m going to do the birthday bawk, boogie!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Might as well, they’re discoing everything else.

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Wishing you a happy birthday

Hoping for you all the best

Have a blast cause this is your day

And baby you’re the honored guest

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Helen Henny:

Bakaw, happy birthday!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Happy birthday buddy!

Chuck E. Cheese:

From all of us, happy birthday to you.

Helen Henny:

And be sure to keep on boogieing!

Helen Henny: (Singing)

I’m smiling and singing lalala

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, we’ve been told that we’ve got an occasion that calls for a special salute. So if you’ll give me a helping hand, we’ll do the official Chuck E’s Bandstand cheer.

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Give me a C!

All: (Singing)

Give me a C

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Give me an H!

All: (Singing)

Give me an H

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Give me an E!

All: (Singin)

An E

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

An E!

All: (Singing)

An E

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

An R!

All: (Singing)

An R

It’s time to give a happy cheer

Chuck E. Cheese:

All right!

All: (Singing)

Rock and roll is here to stay

Chuck E. Cheese:

You better believe it!

All: (Singing)

We’re gonna wish our friend a happy day

And go, hip hip hip hooray!

Chuck E. Cheese: All right hooray!