RAE Classic Hits

[Song: Catch a Wave]

All: (singing)

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Beach Bear: (singing)

Don’t be afraid to try the greatest sport around!

All: (singing)

Catch a wave

Catch a wave

Mitzi: (singing)

If you don’t you best not put it down

Dook: (singing)

You paddle out turn around and raise

And baby that’s all there is to the coastline craze

You gotta-

All: (singing)

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

Beach Bear: (singing)

Not just a fad cause it’s been going on so long!

All: (singing)

Catch a wave

Catch a wave

Mitzi: (singing)

They said it wouldn’t last too long

Dook: (singing)

They’ll eat their words with a fork and spoon

And watch ’em they’ll hit the road and all be surfin’ soon

And when they-

All: (singing)

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

[Organ Solo]

[Guitar Solo]

All: (singing)

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

Beach Bear: (singing)

So take a tip from a top-notch surfer bear!

All: (singing)

Catch a wave

Catch a wave

Mitzi: (singing)

But don’t you treat it like a toy!

Dook: (singing)

Just get away from the shady turf

And baby go catch some rays on the sunny surf

And when you-

All: (singing)

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Mitzi: (singing)

Way up high, up on top of the world

All: (singing)

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Mitzi: (singing)

Way up high, up on top of the world

All: (singing)

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

Catch a wave and you’re sittin’ on top of the world!

Oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa-oo-aa

Mitzi: (singing)

Way up high, up on top of the world

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s time for the Rolfe Dewolf show, featuring that master of comedy himself, Rolfe Dewolfe!

[Rolfe Hits the cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

Hey Rolfe! You forgot to introduce your right hand man!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Oh yeah! This cute little guy here is Earl Schmerle.

Earl Schmerle:

And this stupid looking guy here is Ralph Dewolfe!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

The name is Rolfe, Earl

Earl Schmerle:

Huh?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Rolfe, my name is pronounced Rolfe Dewolfe not Ralph

Earl Schmerle:

Oh excuse me Ralph er- Rolfe uh, this stupid looking guy over here is Rolfe Dewolfe

Rolfe Dewolfe:

That’s better! Hey, we’re really gonna have some fun now! You know, Earl and I just flew in from Las Vegas last night and boy are our arms tired!

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

What’d you do that for!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

What?

Earl Schmerle:

Hit the cymbal!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok!

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

Nooo, I mean why did you hit the it?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hit what?

Earl Schmerle:

Hit the cymbal!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok!

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

I’m talking about why you keep hitting that cymbal!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Cause it’s real funny.

Earl Schmerle:

Well what’s so funny about that?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

I don’t know. But every time I do it people laugh!

Earl Schmerle:

Do what?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hit the cymbal!

Earl Schmerle:

I can’t, you’ve got the stick!

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hey Earl!

Earl Schmerle:

Yeah Rolfe?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Are you ready for a knock knock joke?

Earl Schmerle:

Are you for real?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Pay attention Earl, cuz here it comes! Knock knock!

Earl Schmerle:

Come in!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

No Earl, knock knock.

Earl Schmerle:

Come iiiiinnnn!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Earl, knock knock!

Earl Schmerle:

Well come on in!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Earl you’re supposed to say “who’s there?”.

Earl Schmerle:

I know who’s there, it must be you cuz you’s too stupid to ring the doorbell.

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hey, let’s get serious for a moment shall we Earl?

Earl Schmerle:

Sure Rolfe what cha want?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Earl, I’m going out on my own.

Earl Schmerle:

What? You mean you’re going to split up the act?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

That’s right Earl, it’s time we went our separate ways.

Earl Schmerle:

You promise Rolfe?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

I’m serious this time Earl, I’m going to leave you.

Earl Schmerle:

But Rolfe, you can’t leave me! I’ve given you the best years of my life, you were nothing before you found me!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

That’s right! But now I’m a big star and I don’t need you anymore.

Earl Schmerle:

Have you lost your mind?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Why? Have you found one? Hahahaha!

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

Yeah, and I know it was yours cause I found it at the library!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Oh, why- why thank you Earl for that compliment!

Earl Schmerle:

Yeah, they were using it as a door stop! Hahaha, hit the cymbal Rolfe.

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Earl, I didn’t come here to be insulted.

Earl Schmerle:

Oh yeah? Where do you usually go? Haaaha

[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]

Earl Schmerle:

You were just joking about leaving me weren’t you Rolfe?

Rolfe Schmerle:

Don’t worry Earl, I’ll keep you “on hand” for a while longer

Earl Schmerle:

All right!

Earl Schmerle: (Singing)

The whole world’s going crazy!

Rolfe Dewolfe: (Singing)

And that ain’t no reason for fuss!

Earl Schmerle: (Singing)

You ain’t no fun unless you’re crazy!

Rolfe Dewolfe: (Singing)

And no one’s as crazy as!

Earl Schmerle: (Singing)

No one’s as crazy as

Rolfe Dewolfe & Earl Schmerle: (Singing)

No one’s as crazy aaaaaaaaaaaas

Rolfe Dewolfe:

The Rolfe Dewolfe show!

Earl Schmerle:

Featuring Rolfe Dewolfe!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

And his trusty sidekick,

Earl Schmerle:

Earl Schmerle! How’d I do Rolfe?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok!

Earl Schmerle:

Ok!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok!

Earl Schmerle:

Ok!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Ok!

Earl Schmerle:

Okkkkkkkkk

[Song ends with applause]

Earl Schmerle:

Us!!