ShowBiz Pizza '82 Tape

Release: 1982 -
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ShowBiz Pizza ‘82 Tape is a Rock-afire Explosion showtape released in ShowBiz Pizza Place locations in Spring 1982.

Show List

  1. Segment 1
    1. Welcome In
  2. Segment 2
    1. Music Goes Round and Round
  3. Segment 3
    1. Gee, Our 1st Album Commercial
  4. Segment 4
    1. Little Sister
    2. Dragstrip in the Sky
  5. Segment 5
    1. Goofy Gas Commercial
  6. Segment 6
    1. Goin’ Crazy
    2. My Love Intro Skit
    3. My Love
  7. Segment 7
    1. Hamlet Skit
    2. You May Be Right
  8. Segment 8
    1. Feelings Skit
      1. Feelings
      2. You Light Up My Life
      3. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
  9. Segment 9
    1. Crying Skit
  10. Segment 10
    1. Satisfaction Medley
      1. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
      2. For Your Love
      3. Born To Be Wild
  11. Segment 11
    1. Baseball

References

  1. https://youtu.be/LrdRgJMFxsI?si=c2wvF5aD2uJ7pWKA

Welcome In To Showbiz

    [Low sound of drums and electricity]

    Narrator

    Ladies and gentlemen, the worlds most advanced entertainment has now joined forces with the worlds finest pizza!

    [Drums and electricity grows in volume]

    All: (Singing)

    Welcome in to Showbiz Pizza, Where we’re glad to meet you and greet you!

    Ooo Woo Ooo Ooooo Oo

    It’s just the place to celebrate

    we want you to enjoy yourself

    So sit back and relax

    We’re gonna put a smile around your face

    so make sure that you, take, your, place!

    Waa Ooo

Goofy Gas Commercial

    [Car engine running]

    Billy Bob:

    So long Mrs. Jones!

    Mrs. Jones:

    See ya later Billy Bob!

    Billy Bob:

    Well looney bird, it sure has been a busy day!

    Looney Bird:

    I know Billy Bob, this Goofy gas has been selling like hotcakes!

    Billy Bob:

    Hehe! You’re right there looney bird.

    Looney Bird:

    Yeah!

    Billy Bob:

    You know, you better go down and check and see how much we got before any more customers come in.

    Looney Bird:

    Boy you said it! Right away Billy Bob.

    [Growing Slurping sound]

    Billy Bob:

    Y’know me and Looney bird feel that we owe it to America to come up with some form of alternative fuel! Y’know the price of gas the way it is and all, y’know it’s really important for everybody to do their part and do what they can to sort of help America come by with another fuel source. And that’s why we invented goofy gas! It’s all natural and it’s made from fresh corn squeezin’s and- and we make it right here at Smitty’s Super Service Station!

    [Slurping stops, then resumes after a swallowing sound]

    Billy Bob:

    And Every Tuesday here at Smitty’s Super Service Station it’s Goofy Gas day! And you know what that means don’t cha? That means you get a tank full free with fill up! Right Looney Bird?

    [Slurping stops again followed by another swallow]

    Looney Bird:

    Right Billy Bob!

    Billy Bob:

    So do your part to help your country’s energy problems and come into Smitty’s Super Service Station and try a tank full of Goofy gas! It’s only 59 cent a gallon

    Looney Bird:

    Yeah! Or a dollar sixty nine a six pack!