SPP Best Of 3

SPP Best Of 3 is one of the last few showtapes released for ShowBiz Pizza Place’s hosting the Rock-afire Explosion. For some stores, this was the last tape used before Concept Unification would start at their location. Each tape sent after SPP Christmas '89 Wave Bday would become increasingly more rare as stores would convert to 3-Stages. Despite the later years of Cyberstar being mostly re-used segments from earlier showtapes, the last showtapes became the ‘Best of’ series, bringing back every single Cyberstar segment for stores to have. It was said at this time that due to the Rock-afire Explosion being phased out, stores could play whatever showtapes they had without sticking to the most recent show. The Best of series could be seen as an encouragement of this.

Show List:

  1. Intermission 1
    1. 8 Minute Countdown
      1. Help Me, Rhonda
      2. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
      3. Birthday Spectacular
      4. Palisades Park
    2. Cyberstar Intro
  2. Segment 1
    1. Tune Machine 1
      1. Our House
      2. Tune Machine Malfunction Skit
      3. Oldies Medley
        1. Louie Louie

        2. Hang on Sloopy

        3. Doo Wah Diddy

  3. Intermission 2
    1. 8 Minute Countdown
      1. Straight Up
      2. Birthday Spectacular
      3. Stand
      4. Grazing In The Grass
    2. Cyberstar Intro
  4. Segment 2
    1. Tune Machine 2
      1. (Lime in the) Coconut
      2. Looney Fixes Tune Machine Skit
      3. Venus
  5. Intermission 3
    1. 8 Minute Countdown
      1. Silly Love Songs
      2. Birthday Spectacular
      3. One Thing Leads to Another
    2. Cyberstar Intro
  6. Segment 3
    1. Bach to Rock
  7. Intermission 4
    1. 8 Minute Countdown
      1. The Lonely Bull (El Solo Toro)
      2. Put Yourself In My Shoes
      3. Birthday Spectacular
      4. Sugar Shack
      5. Don’t Stop
    2. Cyberstar Intro
  8. Segment 4
    1. Olympics
      1. Olympics Fanfare
      2. Shapin’ On Up (Parody of Movin’ on Up)
      3. Double in Size
      4. Cover Me
      5. 50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber (Parody of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover)
      6. Looose Wheel (Parody of Lucillie)
      7. Shapin’ On Up Reprise (Parody of Movin’ on Up)
      8. Olympics Fanfare

Trivia:

Olympics Show

    [Song: Olympics Fanfare]

    [Song: Movin’ On Up (parody)]

    Fatz: (singing)

    Well shapin’ on up

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Gotta get it together

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    You gotta work to get the gold

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    That ain’t no lie

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    So, shapin’ on up

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Gotta be fit ’n ready

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Yea

    Gonna do it now not wait ’till later

    Not gonna be just a couch potat’uh

    Yes we takin’ home all the gold

    Do or die

    Fatz:

    Hello fellow athletes and fitness buffs alike. Y’all at ShowBiz Pizza and we the Rock-afire Explosion and ’lemme tell you what we doin’ here today.

    [Antioch speaks in garbled sounds]

    Hey- Folks, o-a-ah- alright folks y’know I can’t do it I-I I can’t even eat half a Twinkie I-

    [Antioch continues making noises]

    Yea I ate all them Ding Dongs.

    [Antioch continues making noises]

    ‘Scuse me folks, let me- allow me to introduce my training coach, coach Antioch here who just happens to be the most in-shape creature on the face of the Earth. Meet my coach.

    [Antioch continues making noises]

    Look- look at the muscles and definition in them legs.

    [Antioch continues making noises]

    Al- alright coach alright. Get- w- get them tennie-pumps outta my face for a minute.

    [Antioch continues making noises]

    See folks, Antioch here is helpin’ me- watch what I eat and get in shape for the Olympics.

    Antioch:

    Yah!

    Mitzi Mozzarella:

    Wait a minute, Fatz how do you think you’re gonna get in shape eating Twinkies and Ding Dongs and junk food?

    Fatz:

    Well I’m trainin’ to be a sumo wrestler and that means I gotta get about double in size.

    Antioch:

    Yah! Yah.

    Beach Bear:

    Double in size?

    Fatz:

    Yea!

    Beach Bear:

    If you double in size you’re gonna have to apply for your own ZIP code!

    [Song: Double In Size]

    Fatz: (singing)

    I’ll be bigger than Fat Albert

    And Elvis Presley too

    Don’t you ever get smart with me boy

    Or I might sit on you

    [Fatz laughs]

    I’ll smash buses against buildings just walkin’ down the street

    I’ll get stuck in every doorway and they’ll have to blast me free

    When I double in size

    Double in size

    Every single part of me will double in size

    I triple in size

    Then triple in size

    Every single part of me will triple in size

    Quadruple in size

    Quadruple in size

    And when you see me boys and girls you won’t believe your eyes

    Woah-oh-oh-no

    Yeah-heh-he-he-y-y-y-yea

    Woah-oh-oh-yea

    Double in size

    All:

    Hey!

    Beach Bear:

    Hey not so loud!

    Fatz:

    Beach Bear are you sleepin’ again?

    Beach Bear:

    Well no I’m- checking for cracks in my eyelids.

    [Fatz and Mitzi laughs]

    Fatz:

    I think you was sleepin’. How come you always sleepin’ up here on stage lately?

    Beach Bear:

    Yea-

    Mitzi:

    Fatz!

    Beach Bear:

    Huh?

    Mitzi:

    Fatz, didn’t you know that Beach Bear’s an Olympic hopeful?

    Beach Bear:

    Yea-

    Mitzi:

    He’s in training for the sleeping competition.

    Beach Bear:

    Yea- No! Its- well-

    Fatz:

    Sleeping competition!?

    Mitzi:

    Yea!

    Beach Bear:

    No its not actually a sleeping competition its the ‘Prolonged Dis-involved Synchronized Reclining Competition’.

    Fatz:

    Beach Bear what you talkin’ about?

    Beach Bear:

    Well- I’ll show you. Alright now everyone get in sync here. Put your head back. Let your jaw go slack. Let your eyes roll back in your head. And join me for the ‘Prolonged Dis-involved Synchronized Reclining Comp-’.

    [Snoring]

    Breathe out.

    [Snoring]

    Breathe in.

    [Snoring]

    Very nice.

    [Song: Cover Me (Parody)]

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    The nights are tough yea

    They’re long and cold

    I shiver and shake from my head down to my toes

    Cover me

    I’m begging for your mercy

    Cover me

    I gotta sleep with little brother

    And he always pulls the covers off of me

    So cover me

    Every night I freeze to death

    Every night I suffer and its

    All because my goofy little brother

    Cover me

    I’m turnin’ blue now cover me

    I gotta sleep with little brother

    And he always pulls the covers off of me

    Cover me

    I gotta sleep with little brother

    And he always pulls the covers off of me

    Ah please I’m turnin’ blue

    I gotta sleep with little brother

    And he always pulls the covers off of me-heee

    Oh-hooo

    [Song: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Parody)]

    Mitzi Mozzarella: (singing)

    Oh I wanna be a gymnast

    But I’m just so overweight

    I got a thing for chocolate Kisses

    And jumbo Milkyway

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    Ah- don’t worry girl

    You’re gonna be okay there must be

    Fifty ways to lose ‘yer blubber

    Mitzi Mozzarella:

    Beach Bear!?

    [Mitzi Scoffs]

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    Yea-

    Fifty ways to lose your blubber

    [Mitzi Scoffs]

    Mitzi Mozzarella: (singing)

    Well its not really blubber

    No its just some baby fat

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    Well I’m sorry if this offends you

    But lets stick to the facts

    So I repeat myself

    At the risk of getting smacked

    There must be

    Fifty ways to lose your blubber

    Mitzi & Beach Bear: (singing)

    Fifty ways to lose your blubber

    [Song: Unknown]

    Fatz: (singing)

    Stop packin’ yo face, Grace

    Billy Bob: (singing)

    Just knock of the packlin’ spacklin’

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    You don’t need no beanie weenie

    Just listen to me

    Fatz: (singing)

    Hop on the scale, Gail

    All: (singing)

    We’ll wire yer’ jaw shut

    Beach Bear: (singing)

    Cut out the treats, sweet

    Rolfe:

    And lose that gut!

    [Rolfe Laughs]

    Earl:

    Pipe out of it slack jaw!

    [Looney Bird sings underwater]

    Billy Bob:

    Well folks here we are to interview Looney Bird who’s our Olympic hopeful in the uh underwater Yugoslovian uh- Yugoslavian folk dancing competition. Uh- how’s it going Looney Bird?

    Looney Bird:

    I’m doing great! How’s your training going Billy Bob?

    Billy Bob:

    Well not so good Looney Bird, did I tell ya I wrecked my bike?

    Looney Bird:

    No! What happened?

    Billy Bob:

    Well Looney Bird I’m supposed to be interviewin’ you! But to make a short story long-

    [Song: Lucille (parody)]

    Billy Bob: (singing)

    Well I knew I found true love

    The day I met Beulah

    Riding my bike home from school

    I was cuttin’ some peelies

    And poppin’ some wheelies

    And makin’ her think I was cool

    Then that doggone nut broke

    And busted out my spokes

    My goodness, I thought I was dead

    Then Beulah came runnin’

    She thought I was a funnin'

    That’s what I looked at my bike and I said

    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

    Billy Bob & Beach Bear: (singing)

    Showin’ off my old and big bicyclin’ skills

    Billy Bob: (singing)

    I could’ve won it, but now you’ve done done it

    Billy Bob, Beach Bear, & Mitzi Mozzarella: (singing)

    This time the hurtin’ won’t heal

    Billy Bob & Beach Bear: (singing)

    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

    [Song: Movin’ On Up (parody)]

    Fatz: (singing)

    Well shapin’ on up

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Gotta get it together- yea

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    You gotta work to get the gold

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    That ain’t no lie

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    So, shapin’ on up

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Gotta be fit ’n ready

    All: (singing)

    Shapin’ on up

    Fatz: (singing)

    Yea

    Gonna do it now not wait ’till later

    We don’t wanna be just a couch potat’uh

    But we takin’ home all the gold

    Do or die

    La-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

    Dah-da-da-da

    Dah-da-da

    Dah-dah-da-dah-dah-daaa

    Fatz:

    See ya laters, couch potat’uhs