SPP Concept Unification Premiere

[Song: We’ve Got It]

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present an exciting new musical revue! With your merri-making master of ceremonies, Chuck E. Cheese!

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Ha ha! Your host, with the most! But even with this star behind me, I’m not the star of the show. You are, cuz the magic only happens when we all get togetha!

Helen Henny: (singing)

We can feel the magic now that you’re here

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Together we’ll make the good times right here

Mr. Munch: (singing)

And when it comes to keepin’ the groove

All: (singing)

We’re Munch’s Make Believe Band and we’re gonna make you move We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef:

Yeah!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

This band is number one

All: (singing)

Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Mr. Munch is ticklin’ the keys

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Ha ha ha ha put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Jasper Jowls is jammin’ with ease

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Keepin’ the beat togetheeerrrrrr

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

There’s Pasqually drummin’ away And with Helen’s vocalisin’ there’s no disguisin'

Helen Henny: (singing)

Chuck E. Cheese is givin’ you a party today

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Jasper T. Jowls:

Woo!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Now that we’re together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Things couldn’t be betta

All: (singing)

Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef:

That’s right!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

It’s great to be together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

It’s really quite a pleasure

All: (singing)

Only together

Chuck E. Cheese:

I think we got it!

[Song ends]

Mr. Munch:

Oh right hahaha we’re smokin’! Hey Helen, uh Jasper, take a bow! Ha!

[Munch starts playing the organ]

Helen Henny:

Thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you!

Helen Henny:

No, thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls:

No, thank you!

Helen Henny:

Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh excuse me are we about finished, gang?

[Munch suddenly stops playing the organ]

Helen Henny: (quietly)

Oh, sure.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Heh heh, oh thank you to call your attention to the following amazing demonstration.

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)

Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh Pasqually?

Pasqually The Chef:

Yes!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh come over here a minute.

Pasqually The Chef:

Oh okay.

[Loud Footstep Noises]

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)

What is he doing?

Mr. Munch: (quietly)

What’s going on?

Helen Henny: (quietly)

What?

Pasqually The Chef: (quietly)

Here we go.

[Door Slam]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Y’know a lot of people ask why my chief pizza cook is also playin’ the drums here.

[Pasqually laughs]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

[Band Chatters Quietly]

Chuck E. Cheese:

The answer is that on the outside he’s a pizza cook huh, but on the inside…

[Heartbeat, Machine Hum]

Pasqually The Chef:

Ta-da!

Chuck E. Cheese:

See there! He’s got a heart of Rock’n’roll!

Mr. Munch:

I’ll say!

[Song: The Heart of Rock & Roll]

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

New York, New York, is everything they say Ain’t no place that I’d rather be

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Where else can you do a half a million things All at a quarter to three

Helen Henny: (singing)

When they play their music Ooh their modern music They play it with a lot of style

Mr. Munch: (singing)

But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm Really, really drives ’em wild Ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing)

But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ha ha! And now, to beef up the band, here’s the Bullhorns!

[Saxophone Solo]

Pasqually & Helen: (singing)

DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Boston and a Baton Rouge

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Seattle, San Francisco, too a-ha

All: (singing)

Everywhere there’s music, real live music

Mr. Munch:

Yeah!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Bands with a million styles

Mr. Munch: (singing)

But it’s still that same old rock and roll music That really, really drives ’em wild

All: (singing)

T-t-t-t-t-they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing)

But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

In Cleveland

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Detroit

All: (singing)

Heart of rock and roll

[Saxophone Solo]

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]

[Song: We’ve Got It (Instrumental Reprise)]

Announcer:

Presenting the exciting new sensation of stage and screen, here’s your bucktooth buddy Chuck E. Cheese!

[Song: You Got It (The Right Stuff)]

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Your musical master of ceremonies! Now, since the band and I are really excited about being the new kids on the block here, we’d like to do a song by the New Kids On The Block. So let’s take off, with The Right Stuff!

[Rocket Launch Sound Effect]

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

First time was a great time Second time was a blast Third time I fell in love

Jasper and Backup Singers: (singing)

Now I hope it lasts

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

I can see it in your walk Tell ’em when you talk See it in everything you

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Even in your thoughts

Jasper and Munch: (singing)

You got the right stuff

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Baby

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Love the way you turn me on

Mr. Munch: (singing)

You got the right stuff

Helen Henny: (singing)

The right stuff

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Baby

Helen Henny: (singing)

Baby

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

You’re the reason why I sing this song

Mr. Munch: (singing)

All that I needed was you Oh girl, you’re so right And all that I wanted was you You made all You made all my dreams come true

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing)

The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing)

The right stuff

Pasqually The Chef:

Ah yes, y’know the first girl I ever had a crush on, she had the right stuff, oh yes she did. She was just like an astronaut. Every time she saw me coming, she took off. Ahahaha! Ohoho that’s right she took off! Get it? Took off? Ahahaha!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

All that I needed was you Oh girl, you’re so right And all that I wanted was you You made all All my dreams come true

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing)

The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing)

The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing)

The right stuff

[Song Ends]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Terrific song guys!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now see, it’s like I always tell ya!

All:

That it pays to rehoise!

Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha

[Pasqually laughs]

[Song: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ha ha okay, okay! And now, it’s my pleasure to present the sweetest songbird on the stage, ladies and gentlemen, Helen Henny!

Helen Henny:

Thanks, Chuck E.! Y’know, we’re all new here, and it’s fun! But for me it’s also just a little bit scary trying to make new friends, so here’s a song that I hope will make us friends, right now!

Helen Henny: (singing)

Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I’ve done alright up ’till now It’s the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls, loneliness calls

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing)

With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing)

With somebody who loves me Ooh Ooh!

Backup:

Dance!

Helen Henny:

Oh Chuck E.! I need someone to dance with!

Backup:

Dance!

Chuck E. Cheese:

No problem!

[Twinkle Sound]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Here ya are!

Backup:

Dance!

Helen Henny:

Okay, are you ready? Let’s go!

Backup:

Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing)

With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing)

With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

Backup:

Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

Backup:

Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing)

Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, ah-ha

Backup:

Dance!

Helen Henny:

With somebody who loves me

Backup: (singing)

Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]

[Song: We’ve Got It (Instrumental Reprise)]

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here comes the new group that’s all the rage live on stage! Chuck E. Cheese and Munch’s Make Believe Band!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks! From the tingle in my spine, I know one of two tingles. Either I got my tail in a light socket, or, it’s showtime!

Mr. Munch:

Well it’s not showtime.

Pasqually The Chef:

It’s not?

Mr. Munch:

It’s meal time!

[Chomping Sounds]

Mr. Munch:

I’m wasting away here!

[Band laughs]

Helen Henny:

Oh, sure.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Munch, you ate eleven pizzas an hour ago!

Mr. Munch:

Yeah and look at me now, just skin and bones.

[Pasqually laughs]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Skin and bones?!

Mr. Munch:

Well okay, I do have large bones.

[Jasper Laughs]

Helen Henny:

And a large appetite!

Chuck E. Cheese:

An incredible appetite!

Pasqually The Chef:

A magnificent appetite!

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha well I hate to brag, but you’re right!

[Band Laughs]

Mr. Munch:

Hey let me tell ya.

[Song: Simply Irresistible (Parody)]

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s almost unbelievable

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

My hunger’s unrelievable, yeah yeah
My appetite’s insatiable
I eat until my face is full

Mr. Munch:

Oh ho hooo yeah!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’ ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Mr. Munch:

Why I love seafood, why I see food and I eat it ha ha ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Mr. Munch:

And now, somebody who does some real mean cookin’ on his guitar, play it down Jasper!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you! Woo!

[Guitar Solo]

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Woah! My hunger’s so incredible
I’ll eat anything that’s edible ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh yeah
My meals are unforgettable
My waistline is regrettable

Mr. Munch:

Hahahohoh it is big ha ha ha

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’, ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow

Mr. Munch:

Food is!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

[Song Ends]

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Song: Footloose]

Pasqually The Chef:

Is this camera on?

[Electricity Sound]

Oh good. Thank you, because I have just received a special bulletin that there is a foot loose in the audience!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ahem, Pasqually. Pasqually!

Pasqually The Chef:

It’s probably hopping around out there tapping its toe to the music, or-a something that’s—

Chuck E. and Helen:

Pasqually!

Pasqually The Chef:

Yes?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Aha, there’s not a foot loose in the audience.

Pasqually The Chef:

No?

Chuck E. Cheese:

“Footloose” is your next song!

Pasqually The Chef:

Ohhh

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Pasqually The Chef:

Aha. I knew that!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Been working so hard
I’m punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I’ve got this feeling
That time’s just holding me down
I’ll hit the ceiling
Or else I’ll tear up this town
So now I gotta cut loose

All: (singing)

Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back
Come on before we crack
Lose your blues

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Everybody cut footloose!

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

All:

First!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

We’ve got to turn it around

All:

Second!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

And put your feet on the ground

All:

Third!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now take ahold of your soul

All: (singing)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

I’m turning it loose

All: (singing)

Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back

Pasqually The Chef:

Yeah!

All: (singing)

Come on before we crack
Lose your blues

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

All:

Everybody!

All: (singing)

Everybody cut footloose!

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha!

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]